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The Animal Party
So there was this animal party, for party animals, of course. The high point of the party: the heaven or hell contest. You tell a joke, if everybody laughs, you go to heaven. You tell a joke. If nobody laughs, you go to hell.
There came the elephant's turn:
“There were an elephant couple whom got visited by a pair of ETs, Extra Terrestrials. The type of creatures that could do amazing things. You know. And they decided to do wife swapping, or, husband swapping.
So, the ET husband paired off with the elephant wife.
'Say, can you make “it” bigger?'
He touched his left ear; and it grew bigger.
'Wow, swell. Now can you make it longer?'
He touched his right ear; and it grew longer.
'Fantastic!'
So, they spent the night away happily together.
The morning after, the elephant husband talked it over with his wife, 'How was your last night?'
'Oh great. What about yours?'
'Gee, boring. All SHE did was just to touch my ears!'”
Everybody laughed, except one little turtle. So, the elephant did not get to go to heaven. Ohooo.
Then came the mouse's turn:
”Two mice at the beach; one is quite jealous about the other.”
'Say, how come all the gals ogle you?'
'Oh, that is easy. All you have to do is to put a potato inside your swimming suit.'
'That is it!?'
'Yeah.'
So the jealous mouse buggered off happily. But then a while later, he came back to complain. 'You said all I have to do is just to put a potato inside my swimming trunk. Now, how come all the girls are avoiding me?'
The other mouse took one look at him and suggested, 'Well, have you ever considered putting it in the front instead?'"
Nobody laughed, according to the story line; except that little turtle.
'Ha, that's funny.'
So, the mouse did not get to go to hell. Poooh.
Being little, and, a turtle, he took his time, 'Now I get why the elephant's joke is so funny.'
Amen.
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